i was watching this for so long i started yawning
my faces during sex
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
is michael cera even a real person?
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?